MINNESOTA—Game Toppers, LLC successfully wrapped up their second table-top topper topping Kickstarter this past year—proving once again the brilliance of their table-toppering concept. You can learn more about their campaign and products at https://www.gametoppersllc.com/. BUT that's not why we've gathered you here today. The hot news this morning is the launch of a new company, Game BOTTOMERS, LLC and their new "brilliant and original(?)" concept, the "bottomer." This revolutionary device is intended to act as a support structure to go underneath your already-purchased and entirely satisfying Topper system. Made with just 8 pieces of wood and some nails this new product is the best thing since sliced dice!

"We'd been thoroughly enjoying our Game Topper system sitting on the floor in the game room, but being able to sit around it—on chairs—with a Bottomer underneath is going to take our gaming experience to all new heights!" says GenCon interviewee Jim. 
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Check out the Game Bottomers, LLC Kickstarter promo video below and discover all the other solution this product is bringing to the table.

ROCHESTER—Friday, researchers at the Mayo Clinic announced that a medical breakthrough in the area of neuro-processing had not only taken place, but that top secret pharmaceutical development had already begun, and that manufacturing of a new drug would commence shortly. While the applications for this new synaptic formula are virtually limitless, doctors are focusing their efforts on one specific industry and its dilemmas—in an effort to dramatically improve the lives of not only board gamers, but all of their friends, and game nights—new Meeplex XP is being touted as a "miracle drug".

Meeplex XP claims to be the cure for the most dreaded of board gamer afflictions: "Analysis Paralysis" (explico nervorum resolutiones). And with this "scientifically significant" breakthrough taking place at the precipice of convention season it's possible that board game demos may never be the same!

Board game podcaster Marty Connell was planning to submit a testimonial for Meeplex XP but did not have it ready at the time of publication.