ROCHESTER—Friday, researchers at the Mayo Clinic announced that a medical breakthrough in the area of neuro-processing had not only taken place, but that top secret pharmaceutical development had already begun, and that manufacturing of a new drug would commence shortly. While the applications for this new synaptic formula are virtually limitless, doctors are focusing their efforts on one specific industry and its dilemmas—in an effort to dramatically improve the lives of not only board gamers, but all of their friends, and game nights—new Meeplex XP is being touted as a "miracle drug".
Meeplex XP claims to be the cure for the most dreaded of board gamer afflictions: "Analysis Paralysis" (explico nervorum resolutiones). And with this "scientifically significant" breakthrough taking place at the precipice of convention season it's possible that board game demos may never be the same!
Board game podcaster Marty Connell was planning to submit a testimonial for Meeplex XP but did not have it ready at the time of publication.